Kermit

Kermit is the official mascot the the Cripps-Henderson Clarksville House and one of the most powerful and wise beings in the current universe. Kermit voluntarily takes heavy beatings from Jeremy (RoscoePColeslaw) and -mainly- Marsh (Shimakaze's_Rear_Admiral) in order to alleviate them of their stress. It is prophesied that Kermit will one day burst into stuffing, and thus Marsh will owe Jeremy $10.